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breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

precumming:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nuggetimage

I can- I can take care of him, okay? Let me take care of him until he’s better. […] We’re taking care of him here. You, me, us. He’s fucking family. […] He’s not going to some fucking nuthouse, you hear me? He stays here. He’s staying with me.

Je